005 ☆ [Video]

[paopuprincess]

[Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, please enjoy for your viewing pleasure, a mortified-looking Kairi wearing a bizarre dress. Those familiar with the girl know this is a far departure from the normal tank top and jean skirt she normally wears. Thankfully, whoever dressed her spared her of the hat. This does, however, also show that her face now shares the same delightful shade of red as her hair.

The sign she's holding makes it abundantly clear what is going on:

I challenged Ilya to a fight and thought I could avoid the consequences of my actions. I was wrong. Also don't you think this outfit is cute on me?

Yep, looks like Kairi's lost a bet and is learning the valuable lesson of what happens when you run your mouth.]

Comments

[faintwaves]

So do Riku and Sora, but they're not crazy enough to challenge Ilya either.

[Isn't Kairi supposed to be a Breeder anyway? Goodness gracious.]

[paopuprincess]

[Breeder, schmeeder, this is a matter of pride.]

Yeah but they're dorks. How else am I supposed to prove that small Pokemon are still strong?

[faintwaves]

Not by dressing up as a Dusk or challenging Ilya, I can tell you that much.

[paopuprincess]

But she made fun of them! I had to defend their honor!

[Because there's no way she was just pushing her buttons to get a reaction, right?]

[faintwaves]

...Aha...you fell for it hard, Kai.

[Come on, even Xion knows when Ilya is purposely baiting someone (at least at this point anyway).]

She totally played you.

[paopuprincess]

[!!!]

No way! I wouldn't fall for something like that!

[She totally fell for something like that.]

[faintwaves]

Except if it's Ilya~

[Oh this is too wonderful.]

[paopuprincess]

[Oh Xion you definitely struck a nerve.]

I-I just let my guard down! It won't happen again!

[faintwaves]

Well yeah, you probably shouldn't.

[She's just saying, sis, it's a bad idea.]

Next time she might make you wear something frillier.

[paopuprincess]

Next time she's going to be the one wearing stupid outfits.

[Huff huff.]

[faintwaves]

If there ever comes a time where you manage to pull one over on Ilya, I'll wear a stupid outfit too.

[But that day won't come, Xion's pretty confident about that.]

[paopuprincess]

Don't say stuff you're gonna regret, sis.

[She was just going to pick out a normal outfit for Ilya, but next time she'll find something extra humiliating.]

[faintwaves]

It'll be my own fault for believing that Ilya can never be tricked, it's only fair.

[paopuprincess]

Maybe I'll just jump on her when she least expects it and challenge her to a battle.

[Like those jerks that hang out on routes. Except, y'know, actually good.]

[faintwaves]

I don't think that will change the outcome of the battle, it's not like you can knock out all her Pokemon when she isn't looking either.

[paopuprincess]

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[Hmph.]

I guess I'll just have to come up with strategies just for her.

[faintwaves]

Yes...you will.

[...]

But don't talk about them with me, this is your challenge.

[paopuprincess]

Oh fine, just leave your sister alone in a world where she might have to wear even dumber outfits in the future.

It's so nice to have my loving family around in my time of need.

[faintwaves]

Hmm.

[Kairi, consider who you're talking to for a second while talking about time of need.

It's good that Xion's just thinking she's being silly.]

Maybe you can't be stronger, but you can be faster.

[paopuprincess]

Faster, huh? That's an idea.

My guys might be small, they're a lot better at getting out of the way than Ilya's monsters.

[faintwaves]

Right, and you know the old saying--the bigger they are, the more it hurts when they fall over!

[...N...no, Xion, that's not quite it.]

[paopuprincess]

[Close enough!!]

Right! I'll just keep knocking them over until they stay down!

[She's pumped now. Ilya, you're not gonna know what hit you!]

Thanks, sis. You're the best.

[faintwaves]

We'll just have to see how it works out! It might make for a more interesting battle, anyway--[if she's not being totally bulldozed by Ilya.] And who knows? Maybe you'll both end up learning some new strategies for battling!

[But then that might make Ilya all the more unstoppable and terrifying.]