005 ☆ [Video]

[paopuprincess]

[Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, please enjoy for your viewing pleasure, a mortified-looking Kairi wearing a bizarre dress. Those familiar with the girl know this is a far departure from the normal tank top and jean skirt she normally wears. Thankfully, whoever dressed her spared her of the hat. This does, however, also show that her face now shares the same delightful shade of red as her hair.

The sign she's holding makes it abundantly clear what is going on:

I challenged Ilya to a fight and thought I could avoid the consequences of my actions. I was wrong. Also don't you think this outfit is cute on me?

Yep, looks like Kairi's lost a bet and is learning the valuable lesson of what happens when you run your mouth.]

Comments

[paopuprincess]

Maybe I'll just jump on her when she least expects it and challenge her to a battle.

[Like those jerks that hang out on routes. Except, y'know, actually good.]

[faintwaves]

I don't think that will change the outcome of the battle, it's not like you can knock out all her Pokemon when she isn't looking either.

[paopuprincess]

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[Hmph.]

I guess I'll just have to come up with strategies just for her.

[faintwaves]

Yes...you will.

[...]

But don't talk about them with me, this is your challenge.

[paopuprincess]

Oh fine, just leave your sister alone in a world where she might have to wear even dumber outfits in the future.

It's so nice to have my loving family around in my time of need.

[faintwaves]

Hmm.

[Kairi, consider who you're talking to for a second while talking about time of need.

It's good that Xion's just thinking she's being silly.]

Maybe you can't be stronger, but you can be faster.

[paopuprincess]

Faster, huh? That's an idea.

My guys might be small, they're a lot better at getting out of the way than Ilya's monsters.

[faintwaves]

Right, and you know the old saying--the bigger they are, the more it hurts when they fall over!

[...N...no, Xion, that's not quite it.]

[paopuprincess]

[Close enough!!]

Right! I'll just keep knocking them over until they stay down!

[She's pumped now. Ilya, you're not gonna know what hit you!]

Thanks, sis. You're the best.

[faintwaves]

We'll just have to see how it works out! It might make for a more interesting battle, anyway--[if she's not being totally bulldozed by Ilya.] And who knows? Maybe you'll both end up learning some new strategies for battling!

[But then that might make Ilya all the more unstoppable and terrifying.]