003 ☆ [Video] Backdated to this morning.

[paopuprincess]

[Good morning everyone, please enjoy the overly-excited grin of a certain fifteen-year-old princess. She's wearing a large fuzzy Santa hat, having clearly slept in it by how messy her hair is. She happily cradles an egg in her lap.]

Guys! It's Christmas morning! Did Santa bring anyone any awesome stuff?

[Because someone out there needed to be reminded what day it is.]

Thanks for whoever sent me this egg! It didn't have a tag on it, so I'm not really sure who sent it. I'll be sure to return the favor, okay?

Comments

[lieutenantantichrist]

Didn't anybody ever tell you not to take candy from strangers? That goes for eggs, too.

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I see you rolling your eyes at me.

[paopuprincess]

Thanks, Dad. I'll keep on my toes.

[She can look after herself, gosh.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Don't get stupid, kid. This is a whole world full of wild fire-breathing animals to begin with, and there's been mad bombs running around before.

[Still one on the loose, even.]

You see a suspicious unattended package, stay the hell away.