005 ☆ [Video]

[paopuprincess]

[Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, please enjoy for your viewing pleasure, a mortified-looking Kairi wearing a bizarre dress. Those familiar with the girl know this is a far departure from the normal tank top and jean skirt she normally wears. Thankfully, whoever dressed her spared her of the hat. This does, however, also show that her face now shares the same delightful shade of red as her hair.

The sign she's holding makes it abundantly clear what is going on:

I challenged Ilya to a fight and thought I could avoid the consequences of my actions. I was wrong. Also don't you think this outfit is cute on me?

Yep, looks like Kairi's lost a bet and is learning the valuable lesson of what happens when you run your mouth.]

Comments

[stonebird]

(She doesn't think she's lame.)

You can't win every battle. Don't overwork them.

(There's a little bird she's going to have to rehabilitate soon herself.)

Ah that was part of the bet? She sounds like Arya.

[paopuprincess]

Yeah, but I really thought I had her there. We've gotta be close.

[There's always next time.]

Oh yeah? That's your sister, right?

[She remembers briefly discussing her family in the past.]

[stonebird]

I'm sure you are closer than you think.

(Keep faith in the Pokémon.)

Yes. My younger sister. She used to play pranks on me, but I returned the favor.

[paopuprincess]

Of course! It's not a good prank if you don't return the favor.

[She grins happily.]

[stonebird]

My thoughts exactly! (She grins back.) Do you know how to sheep shift someone's bed?

[paopuprincess]

Sheep what?

[She's hardly even seen sheep before, outside of pokemon.]

[stonebird]

Sheep shift. It's where you cut a hole in someone's mattress, stuff it full of sheep dung and then sew the mattress back together. They will smell it, obviously, but not know where it's coming from.

(Horrible, right?)

[paopuprincess]

[Gasp!]

Sansa, that is horrible! I never would have expected someone like you to do something like that!

[...]

You're a genius.

[stonebird]

I learned it from Arya and my brothers, I promise! (They are prank geniuses.) Winters were long and we were all cooped up inside.

[paopuprincess]

Man, real winter sounds terrible. Where I'm from, winter time just meant it was too cold to go swimming.

[Which sucked, but at least the water wasn't solid.]

[stonebird]

I wouldn't say they are terrible. I enjoy the snow. It's...beautiful. (So pure.) We had heated water in Winterfell.

[paopuprincess]

And cold.

[Gross.]

But at least you were able to keep warm. I can't imagine freezing your butt off all day.

[stonebird]

We didn't, I assure you. There are plenty of ways to keep warm. (Fire for one along with furs.) You would have liked the keep at Winterfell.

[paopuprincess]

It sounds awesome so far. I've never been to a castle before.

[Except that technodeath monstrosity at Hollow Bastion, but she likes to forget that one.]

Maybe we can go visit it some time, if we're ever allowed to leave this world.

[stonebird]

I do not know what state it is currently in. The only family I have that reside there are in the crypts underneath.

[paopuprincess]

I guess we've got something in common then.

[She gives her a warm smile. Hey, we're having happy talk right now, okay?]