005 ☆ [Video]

[paopuprincess]

[Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, please enjoy for your viewing pleasure, a mortified-looking Kairi wearing a bizarre dress. Those familiar with the girl know this is a far departure from the normal tank top and jean skirt she normally wears. Thankfully, whoever dressed her spared her of the hat. This does, however, also show that her face now shares the same delightful shade of red as her hair.

The sign she's holding makes it abundantly clear what is going on:

I challenged Ilya to a fight and thought I could avoid the consequences of my actions. I was wrong. Also don't you think this outfit is cute on me?

Yep, looks like Kairi's lost a bet and is learning the valuable lesson of what happens when you run your mouth.]

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[paopuprincess]

[Oh she sees that stare. She knows you're enjoying this.]

Y'know, I just had some jeans and a t-shirt picked out for you.

[dressofheaven]

That, dear, is simply proof that you know nothing of fashion.

[Yes, because your outfit for her is a stunning display of fashionable grace, Ilya.]

Besides, you know very well I wouldn't enjoy wearing that.

[paopuprincess]

[Ouch, Ilya. That's pretty much what she wears every day.]

I know you wouldn't. That's why it was a bet.

[Do you honestly think she likes wearing this ridiculous getup?]

[dressofheaven]

[And is she going to disagree with that statement? Cause Ilya's got news, the pink zipper dress isn't much better.]

And that's why I put you in a maid uniform. It was your pride that got you into this situation, I figure it'll be good for you to have some of it knocked out of you.

[Also she looks adorable in it.]

Besides, how can you do maid duties and not be in uniform? It just wouldn't be right.

[paopuprincess]

[But if she doesn't wear more zippers, how will people know she's grown up?]

That is just... evil. I can't believe I have to do this.

[dressofheaven]

Kairi, if you think making you be a maid for a week is evil, you have very low standards for evilness.

[Yeah that's not a distressing statement at all thanks Ilya.]

Now, I believe your first chore... yes, yes it should be taking the Pokemon for a walk.

[paopuprincess]

Okay. That shouldn't be too bad, right? Who needs walking?

[dressofheaven]

Oh nothing too big. Aphrodite, Iris could use some exercise... oh, and Berserker of course.

[paopuprincess]

[Of course. Berserker.]

Is he even going to listen to me? He's a sweet heart, but...

[But he's dumb as a box of rocks.]

[dressofheaven]

[Count on Kairi to think of Berserker as sweet. Then again he is pretty much always on his best behavior around her.]

Oh, he'll be fine. You just need to stick to simple concepts he can understand. Using one word commands will help.

[paopuprincess]

[Kairi sees the best in all monsters. Even the giant armored ones.]

Alright, but if he gets off the leash, you're responsible for the damages.

[dressofheaven]

My purse strings can handle it. Just encourage him to follow you and he shouldn't stray too far. He tends to like to stay close by unless he's found something he thinks needs crushing.

But if that happens, it's usually a wild Pokemon.

[paopuprincess]

Alright.

I'll go be a good whatever-I-am and take them out then.

[dressofheaven]

Maid, Kairi. The term is maid. Come now, you must have heard of them before.

[paopuprincess]

I'm sorry, Ms. Einzbern. I didn't grow up with servants.

[That she remembers, at least.]

Besides, I've never seen a maid like this before.

[dressofheaven]

[She rolls her eyes and sighs with clearly exaggerated exasperation.]

What kind of princess are you? And of course you haven't, that's an Einzbern specific style uniform.

[paopuprincess]

A pretty crappy one. I thought we discussed this.

[It comes with the whole "world being destroyed and becoming a castaway orphan" thing.]

[dressofheaven]

Well, you have me there, I suppose.

[She shrugs.]

No matter, just get to work, or I might have to start thinking of other tasks to set you.

[paopuprincess]

[With a huff.]

Fine, fine.

[dressofheaven]

Keep that attitude up and I'll start insisting you curtsy every time you see me.

[That'd be hilarious actually.]

[paopuprincess]

[Immediately perks up.]

N-no, that's okay. Where's the leash?

[dressofheaven]

Better. They're hanging up just outside the door. Aphrodite's is the one with pink and white stripes, Iris's is the one with blue bubbles, and Berserker's is the tan one.

[paopuprincess]

Then I'll be back in a little bit.

[And off she goes to collect the 'mons.]

[dressofheaven]

Have fun~.

[Ilya waits for her to leave, giving her several minutes to gather up the Pokes, before slipping out to tail her.

She wouldn't miss this for the world. Even if those three are bound to be obedient, if overly affectionate in Aphrodite's case. At least at first.]