005 ☆ [Video]

[paopuprincess]

[Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, please enjoy for your viewing pleasure, a mortified-looking Kairi wearing a bizarre dress. Those familiar with the girl know this is a far departure from the normal tank top and jean skirt she normally wears. Thankfully, whoever dressed her spared her of the hat. This does, however, also show that her face now shares the same delightful shade of red as her hair.

The sign she's holding makes it abundantly clear what is going on:

I challenged Ilya to a fight and thought I could avoid the consequences of my actions. I was wrong. Also don't you think this outfit is cute on me?

Yep, looks like Kairi's lost a bet and is learning the valuable lesson of what happens when you run your mouth.]

Comments

[paopuprincess]

I look like a nun. [She sighs. This sucks.]

But... thanks.

[veggie_vamp]

But a very pretty nun! Like... the supermodel of nuns!

[paopuprincess]

[Well, she wasn't expecting that remark.]

Wow, you really think so? Thanks!

[veggie_vamp]

You're welcome! It's like my ghoulfriend Cleo always says, there's a silver lining in every sarcophagus!

[stonebird]

My thoughts exactly! (She grins back.) Do you know how to sheep shift someone's bed?

[paopuprincess]

Sheep what?

[She's hardly even seen sheep before, outside of pokemon.]

[stonebird]

Sheep shift. It's where you cut a hole in someone's mattress, stuff it full of sheep dung and then sew the mattress back together. They will smell it, obviously, but not know where it's coming from.

(Horrible, right?)

[dreamsofahero]

*well, this certainly looks like there's a story behind it....*

A lost bet, I take it?

[paopuprincess]

[Gasp!]

Sansa, that is horrible! I never would have expected someone like you to do something like that!

[...]

You're a genius.

[paopuprincess]

[Uh... huh.]

I guess you have a point. If I have to wear this, I might as well try to look good doing it.

[The question is now does she make it look good when she's dusting Ilya's room.]

[paopuprincess]

No, I dress like an idiot and hold signs up for fun.

[stonebird]

I learned it from Arya and my brothers, I promise! (They are prank geniuses.) Winters were long and we were all cooped up inside.

[dressofheaven]

Oh nothing too big. Aphrodite, Iris could use some exercise... oh, and Berserker of course.

[veggie_vamp]

Exactly! And a smile can make any ghoul beyond beautiful!

[shatterings]

It... um, could have been much worse?

[Video]

[dangerousidol]

W-What are you wearing?

[It's awful...]

[dreamsofahero]

*chuckles*

Are you implying that anyone who does happen to dress like that must be an idiot, then?

[paopuprincess]

Well, I guess not. Wear what makes you happy.

This is just nothing like anything I'd ever wear.

[paopuprincess]

I'm not so sure I believe that, Nam.

[paopuprincess]

Oh, hey Rise. Like my new look?

I call it "mummy nun".

[paopuprincess]

Thanks. I'll try and keep a smile on in this.

I'm Kairi.

[paopuprincess]

Man, real winter sounds terrible. Where I'm from, winter time just meant it was too cold to go swimming.

[Which sucked, but at least the water wasn't solid.]

[veggie_vamp]

I'm Draculaura! Totes nice to meet you!

[dreamsofahero]

I imagine that was the point, if I'm guessing correctly.

[paopuprincess]

[Of course. Berserker.]

Is he even going to listen to me? He's a sweet heart, but...

[But he's dumb as a box of rocks.]